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I Brake for Cryptids Comfort Colors T-Shirt, Vintage Mothman Road Trip Tee




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  • Details
    Keep one eye on the road and the other on the tree line with this I Brake for Cryptids Comfort Colors T-shirt featuring a vintage-inspired Mothman roadside scene. A winged cryptid looms over a weathered warning sign while glowing red eyes peer from dark pines and skid marks curve across an eerie forest highway.

    Finished with the dry roadside slogan “I BRAKE FOR CRYPTIDS,” this paranormal graphic tee is made for cryptid hunters, folklore fans, Mothman enthusiasts, paranormal road-trippers, and anyone who knows the strangest things tend to appear just beyond the headlights.

    WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

    • “I Brake for Cryptids” roadside humor
    • Winged Mothman-inspired cryptid artwork
    • Weathered crossing sign and forest highway scene
    • Glowing eyes hidden among the pine trees
    • Mile 13 roadside detail
    • Vintage-inspired distressed graphic style
    • Genuine Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
    • Soft, substantial 100% ring-spun US cotton
    • Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
    • Great for road trips, cryptid conventions, fall outings, and paranormal adventures

    COMFORT COLORS 1717 SHIRT DETAILS

    This design is printed on the popular Comfort Colors 1717, known for its substantial cotton fabric, relaxed silhouette, and soft garment-dyed finish.

    • 100% ring-spun US cotton
    • Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
    • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
    • Pre-shrunk for more consistent sizing
    • Relaxed unisex fit
    • Tubular knit body with no side seams
    • Double-needle stitching for added durability
    • Classic crew neckline
    • Short sleeves
    • Sewn-in label
    • Sizes S–4XL
    • Available in a wide range of Comfort Colors shades
    • Made in Honduras

    FIT & SIZING

    Comfort Colors 1717 tees have a relaxed unisex fit.

    • Choose your normal size for a comfortable relaxed fit
    • Size up one size for a roomier look
    • Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized or laid-back fit

    Please review the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. For the most accurate comparison, measure a favorite T-shirt you already own and compare those measurements with the chart.

    ABOUT THE DESIGN

    The I Brake for Cryptids artwork turns a lonely nighttime drive into the beginning of a paranormal encounter.

    A weathered yellow crossing sign warns of a mysterious winged humanoid while glowing red eyes watch from between dark pine trees. Curving skid marks suggest somebody may have spotted the creature a little too late, while a small Mile 13 marker adds another eerie roadside detail.

    The distressed highway-sign styling and muted retro colors give the graphic the look of a strange souvenir picked up somewhere along a forgotten back road.

    It is an easy choice for Mothman fans, cryptozoology enthusiasts, paranormal investigators, folklore collectors, and drivers who would absolutely hit the brakes for something unexplained.

    PERFECT FOR

    • Mothman fans
    • Cryptid lovers
    • Cryptozoology enthusiasts
    • Paranormal investigators
    • Folklore and urban legend fans
    • Horror and oddity collectors
    • Road trip enthusiasts
    • Cryptid conventions
    • Halloween and fall outings
    • Camping and cabin trips
    • Paranormal road trip gifts
    • Anyone watching for glowing eyes beyond the headlights

    PRINTING

    The artwork is professionally printed onto the front of the garment for a detailed finish that lets the distressed roadside graphic stand out while preserving the comfortable feel of the shirt.

    Because each shirt is individually produced, slight variations in print placement may naturally occur.

    AI DESIGN DISCLOSURE

    This design was created with the help of AI tools.

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS

    To help keep your shirt and printed artwork looking their best:

    • Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
    • Turn inside out before washing
    • Wash with similar colors
    • Do not bleach
    • Tumble dry low
    • Iron or steam on low heat if needed
    • Do not iron directly over the printed design
    • Do not dry clean

    PLEASE NOTE

    Comfort Colors shirts are garment-dyed, which gives them their distinctive soft, broken-in appearance. Slight variations in shade and finish are normal and part of the garment-dyed character.

    Actual garment and print colors may also appear slightly different depending on photography, lighting, screen settings, and device.

    A ROAD TRIP SHIRT FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE SOMETHING WEIRD

    Whether you’re headed to a cryptid convention, exploring a supposedly haunted back road, camping somewhere with questionable nighttime noises, or simply running errands while hoping for a Mothman sighting, this I Brake for Cryptids Comfort Colors T-shirt combines paranormal humor with the soft, relaxed feel that makes Comfort Colors an everyday favorite.
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