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IT Shirt: Cable Management Is a Myth, Network Person Gift, Ethernet Hydra Sketch Graphic Tee




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Shipping to United States: $4.95
  • Details
    Tech support tee. Ancient texts speak of a beast with seven heads. Modern texts speak of the rack in the server closet. Same beast.

    WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL

    An antique-bestiary hydra rises from a server rack, every neck a tangled ethernet cable, every head an open-jawed connector — while one brave tech faces it holding a single zip tie like a sword. Every IT person knows this fight. Relaxed unisex fit, tubular knit, no side seams; size up for hoodie-underneath season.

    MATERIALS & QUALITY

    Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. Uptime guaranteed.

    WHO IT'S FOR

    IT support, sysadmins, network engineers, help desk heroes, and programmers who have seen the closet. A natural for SysAdmin Day in late July and office exchanges.

    DESIGN DETAILS

    Engraved antique serif lettering on an arc, crosshatch halftone, aged parchment palette with one signal-orange accent, and a fallen DO NOT UNPLUG tag. This unique design was created with the help of AI tools.

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS

    Turn inside out before washing. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

    SHIPPING & RETURNS

    Made to order: 3–5 business days production, 5–10 days delivery, 14-day return window.

    Have you tried slaying it off and on again?
    — TeninoVentures
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    3-5 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

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    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 4 hours of purchase

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    I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.
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    If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

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    Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

    How to Contact Me

    For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Brent Black, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at teninoventures@outlook.com. Alternatively, you may mail me at:

    Brent Black 3414 137th Trl SW Tenino, WA 98589

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    Contacting Us

    Please message me on here or email me at brent@teninoventures.com if you have any custom design requests.

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